for my big brother

[irresoluteness]

fetish -
-noun1. an object regarded with awe as being the embodiment or habitation of a potent spirit or as having magical potency

Comments

[eiremagic]

....oh my god.

You didn't fuck on it, did you?

[irresoluteness]

We would've had to be too quick for that. But it has a nice cushioned surface.

[eiremagic]

.....well.

All right then.

[irresoluteness]

I'll let you figure out where it happened, though. Anew wouldn't let it go.

[eiremagic]

I'll get her the bleach.

[irresoluteness]

It wasn't my idea. I'm not cursed, but I wouldn't want her to jump that doctor-or you.

[eiremagic]

That's why I'm not getting you the bleach.

....Jesus don't even suggest that, Lyle.

[irresoluteness]

Hey, hey, are you telling me my girlfriend isn't pretty?

[eiremagic]

Yeah but I'd like to think she isn't going to go after me. Or worse. House.

[irresoluteness]

The City works in mysterious ways. Maybe part of the fetish was having her boyfriend show up!

[eiremagic]

Well I'm just pleased her boyfriend is here.

[irresoluteness]

If I wasn't, she may have had to just use a picture.

[eiremagic]

Or your bro-

Well, then she should be pleased too.

[irresoluteness]

I know for sure that she was.

[innovatorgps]

Lyle is so cursed he has no idea what he's talking about, Eden!

[eiremagic]

...noted.