(no subject)
SALUTATIONS! My name is Calli Rose Chizzolodenko and I like goats. I mean, I just don't know how I can fully explain to the whole live journal world about my feelings towards goats; for they just merely appeal to me. My mommy won’t let me buy one, because she says they're stinky and hairy, just like my daddy. This hairy characteristic of my beloved goats continues out through my boyfriend's penis. Actually, to be correct, it is ex-boyfriend...but if one can consider **** ********* as a boyfriend, then, okay...yeah, he is hairy too (down there LOL.) but every once in a while, he shaves, and that’s when all the fun begins.
Right about now, I’m going to take the initiative to describe to this live journal world about this fun that begins when my boyfriend (which I pretend is a goat) shaves what came about during his puberty period. Well, first we pray to the Pope, just to assure I don’t get pregnant. JUST IN CASE. but its reallllly sad because NOW I have no one to pray to, cause he's no longer living in the world of tuna. Okay, now to the action!!!! (I can soooo tell this entire live journal world is like cumming in their little pants and every penis is sprouting up like a weed!)
So, I walk down Havenhurst Avenue, until I reach my destination. So, then I slightly take off all of my rings from that particular hand that works better than the other. Then, I place that hand upon my destination and I begin to rubbb LIKE CRAZY. Then, my hand begins to wear out and get tired, because I mean...my destination is HUGE, so then I change it up and place my mouth upon my destination instead and being to suckkkk LIKE CRAZY. Once it reaches its climax, HE SCREAMS. It hurts my ears, so I must plug them. The feeling of guilt begins to arise in my destination's body...and he decides that he must return the favor! So, he comes over and places its sexyyy asss hand upon my tit and then upon my VAGINA. shhhhh DONT TELL!!!!...like seriously, this could ruin my reputation! I begin to feel uncomfortable because I totallyyyyyy forgot to shave down there and shaving my TITS and MUSTACHE totallyyyyy slipped my mind! I don't know what on earth I was thinking...I mean COME ON!!! I should have been prepared for this glorious night...but I guess I wasn't.
I felt terrible because I just could not orgasm. Perhaps it was because I was too busy worrying about my not shaved areas, or maybe because I was also too busy fantasizing about a goat's ass. I just did not know...maybe I should’ve gone to like an orgasm doctor...maybe he could [help]. I hope it’s a he...it would be DISGUSTING if it was a girl...well maybe not THAT bad. If she has big titties and a shaved VAGINA I would be satisfied (maybe even a little too satisfied...)
Like, I’ve never really shared these constant interests with the live journal world, but I feel after almost a year of belonging to this community, it is okay. Let me just re-cap, I LOVE GOATS, I LOVE MY DESTINATION, and sometimes I am turned on by girls making me orgasm by having shaved tits and vaginas.
Okay so let me tell you a story;
There were these two girls and they were SO FUCKING COOL and I loved them so so so much. And love meaning ACTUAL love. I couldn't help it, THEY TURNED ME ON. So, one day they came over to my house and we were going to go swimming. Basically, I only brought up the option of going swimming so that I could witness my fantasies manifest themselves visually. These fantasies were ALL about these two girls in either bathing suits or naked...either one would be fine, I guess, just one is superior to the other. So, in order to get into bathing suits, these two girls were obligated to strip themselves IN FRONT OF ME!!! So, I sat down on my bed and prepared myself. I have never been so fucking horny and not to mention excited in my entire life...like I was more excited for this than I was with my destination...but I’m not too sure about if it is a greater amount of excitement than I get when I rape my goats. So, one girl was braver than the other and she began to rip off her shirt...DAMN IT WAS SWEET. So, then the next girl began to feel secure and comfortable in her body, and as a result from this...she also ripped off her shirt...DAMN IT WAS EVEN SWEETER! Then, that same girl began to unbutton the jeans and I thought I was going to fucking fall off my bed because my orgasm was taking full control of my entire body. All of the sudden, when I grasped the reality of the situation and slightly began to have the ability to control my body and emotions, I REALIZED THAT BOTH OF THEM WERE BUTT ASS NAKED!!! It was the MOST BEAUTIFUL SIGHT I HAD EVER FUCKING SEEEEN. Their pubes, their boobs, their asses, JESUS IT WAS AMAZING. Or should I say POPE. Well I started humping my pillow, and started moaning like crazy. They started to laugh, thinking I was kidding, when I was truly having an orgasm. Once I finished, I realized that these girls meant more to me than just some ole friends; they turned me on. So as a repercussion to these emotions, these precious girls promised me that for my birthday, they would allow me to fuck them in the ways that girls can. SO ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY...tomorrow...FUCK MY DESTINATION, FUCK MY GOAT, I WILL BE FUCKING FUCKING MY GIRLFRIENDS! no one instant message me, no one call...this will be the best day of my entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah, that basically sums up my interests and hobbies. CATCH YA LATER!
[No goats were actually harmed in the making of this story. and neither were any tits, vaginas, pillows, or Havenhurst Avenue destinations.] If you want....RUB YA LATER TOO!
Right about now, I’m going to take the initiative to describe to this live journal world about this fun that begins when my boyfriend (which I pretend is a goat) shaves what came about during his puberty period. Well, first we pray to the Pope, just to assure I don’t get pregnant. JUST IN CASE. but its reallllly sad because NOW I have no one to pray to, cause he's no longer living in the world of tuna. Okay, now to the action!!!! (I can soooo tell this entire live journal world is like cumming in their little pants and every penis is sprouting up like a weed!)
So, I walk down Havenhurst Avenue, until I reach my destination. So, then I slightly take off all of my rings from that particular hand that works better than the other. Then, I place that hand upon my destination and I begin to rubbb LIKE CRAZY. Then, my hand begins to wear out and get tired, because I mean...my destination is HUGE, so then I change it up and place my mouth upon my destination instead and being to suckkkk LIKE CRAZY. Once it reaches its climax, HE SCREAMS. It hurts my ears, so I must plug them. The feeling of guilt begins to arise in my destination's body...and he decides that he must return the favor! So, he comes over and places its sexyyy asss hand upon my tit and then upon my VAGINA. shhhhh DONT TELL!!!!...like seriously, this could ruin my reputation! I begin to feel uncomfortable because I totallyyyyyy forgot to shave down there and shaving my TITS and MUSTACHE totallyyyyy slipped my mind! I don't know what on earth I was thinking...I mean COME ON!!! I should have been prepared for this glorious night...but I guess I wasn't.
I felt terrible because I just could not orgasm. Perhaps it was because I was too busy worrying about my not shaved areas, or maybe because I was also too busy fantasizing about a goat's ass. I just did not know...maybe I should’ve gone to like an orgasm doctor...maybe he could [help]. I hope it’s a he...it would be DISGUSTING if it was a girl...well maybe not THAT bad. If she has big titties and a shaved VAGINA I would be satisfied (maybe even a little too satisfied...)
Like, I’ve never really shared these constant interests with the live journal world, but I feel after almost a year of belonging to this community, it is okay. Let me just re-cap, I LOVE GOATS, I LOVE MY DESTINATION, and sometimes I am turned on by girls making me orgasm by having shaved tits and vaginas.
Okay so let me tell you a story;
There were these two girls and they were SO FUCKING COOL and I loved them so so so much. And love meaning ACTUAL love. I couldn't help it, THEY TURNED ME ON. So, one day they came over to my house and we were going to go swimming. Basically, I only brought up the option of going swimming so that I could witness my fantasies manifest themselves visually. These fantasies were ALL about these two girls in either bathing suits or naked...either one would be fine, I guess, just one is superior to the other. So, in order to get into bathing suits, these two girls were obligated to strip themselves IN FRONT OF ME!!! So, I sat down on my bed and prepared myself. I have never been so fucking horny and not to mention excited in my entire life...like I was more excited for this than I was with my destination...but I’m not too sure about if it is a greater amount of excitement than I get when I rape my goats. So, one girl was braver than the other and she began to rip off her shirt...DAMN IT WAS SWEET. So, then the next girl began to feel secure and comfortable in her body, and as a result from this...she also ripped off her shirt...DAMN IT WAS EVEN SWEETER! Then, that same girl began to unbutton the jeans and I thought I was going to fucking fall off my bed because my orgasm was taking full control of my entire body. All of the sudden, when I grasped the reality of the situation and slightly began to have the ability to control my body and emotions, I REALIZED THAT BOTH OF THEM WERE BUTT ASS NAKED!!! It was the MOST BEAUTIFUL SIGHT I HAD EVER FUCKING SEEEEN. Their pubes, their boobs, their asses, JESUS IT WAS AMAZING. Or should I say POPE. Well I started humping my pillow, and started moaning like crazy. They started to laugh, thinking I was kidding, when I was truly having an orgasm. Once I finished, I realized that these girls meant more to me than just some ole friends; they turned me on. So as a repercussion to these emotions, these precious girls promised me that for my birthday, they would allow me to fuck them in the ways that girls can. SO ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY...tomorrow...FUCK MY DESTINATION, FUCK MY GOAT, I WILL BE FUCKING FUCKING MY GIRLFRIENDS! no one instant message me, no one call...this will be the best day of my entire life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah, that basically sums up my interests and hobbies. CATCH YA LATER!
[No goats were actually harmed in the making of this story. and neither were any tits, vaginas, pillows, or Havenhurst Avenue destinations.] If you want....RUB YA LATER TOO!