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So today i hung out w/ Natasha for a lil while w/ pat and went to the beach and got my eyebrows waxed. Then came home cause it was my step-dads birthday. Soo of course the neighbors are over and everyone like that. So ::AHEM:: I dont think ive blabbed about my HOT neighbor. He's helping his gay uncles on their house next to mine. And OMG when i say HOT i mean FUCKING BANGIN HOTT!!! So the gay uncles and the hot kid next door come over for some drinks. ohh man..sittin next to this hot kid ..btw..his names bernie..which kinda throws off his whole HOTTNESS b/c hes got an 87 year olds name.. but wow id still bone!! So yeah i was chit chattin w/ him. Hes 19 goes to cuny courtland. OMG i wanna rape him and have his babies. SOoO yeah hes so hot and has the NICEST smile and BODY! Hes from peakskill upstate ::TEAR:: Hes been my cheap thrills all summer just catchin glimpses of him (OMG).(i sound like a perverted 40 year old man lol)
heres a good story:
Natasha met the owner of 2 clubs while she was vacationing in Bermuda last week. Hes the owner of 2 clubs in the CITY! club plaid and club suite 16. holy shit. and he gave her his number b/c he was hittin on her. And even tho she told him she was 16 he still didnt care and told her to call him whenever she wants to come to the clubs and he'll get her in. So heres the better part...I went online after she told me bout the story..and i was just lookin up the 2 clubs and there was a lil contest for a party they're throwin on friday for one of the owners birthday. So i just nonchalantly entered her in it. And the contest is for a stretch limo to pick her up along w/ 5 of her friends and takes her to the club and she gets right in w/out waiting on line and the best is she gets a complimentary bottle of liquor on the house!!!! Soo..she gets a call 2 days after i entered her in the contest that shes a fucking finalist!! holy shit..and she had no idea..until she told me the story and i told her i entered her in the contest. She flipped out and had a fucking happy ceisure... it was fucking awsome. So yeahh thats my awsome story and hopefully we win(hehe).
Ohh and P.S.~my parents found out i had ppl in the house when they went away but didnt find out i stole their car (hehe)..damn ciggarette burns in my couch!
Peace*
heres a good story:
Natasha met the owner of 2 clubs while she was vacationing in Bermuda last week. Hes the owner of 2 clubs in the CITY! club plaid and club suite 16. holy shit. and he gave her his number b/c he was hittin on her. And even tho she told him she was 16 he still didnt care and told her to call him whenever she wants to come to the clubs and he'll get her in. So heres the better part...I went online after she told me bout the story..and i was just lookin up the 2 clubs and there was a lil contest for a party they're throwin on friday for one of the owners birthday. So i just nonchalantly entered her in it. And the contest is for a stretch limo to pick her up along w/ 5 of her friends and takes her to the club and she gets right in w/out waiting on line and the best is she gets a complimentary bottle of liquor on the house!!!! Soo..she gets a call 2 days after i entered her in the contest that shes a fucking finalist!! holy shit..and she had no idea..until she told me the story and i told her i entered her in the contest. She flipped out and had a fucking happy ceisure... it was fucking awsome. So yeahh thats my awsome story and hopefully we win(hehe).
Ohh and P.S.~my parents found out i had ppl in the house when they went away but didnt find out i stole their car (hehe)..damn ciggarette burns in my couch!
Peace*