it's sad...i've lost my memory
probably 2 of the greatest things i've read in a while:
"And despite rumors she's at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Utah, nobody seems to have seen her at the complex. I doubt she's pregnant though. Even if she was, the amount of drugs and alcohol she's consumed would've aborted it. If she actually gave birth the kid would come out with a tail. Or - and this is even more likely - it'd just come out a baby-sized mound of used condoms."
AND...
"Nicole Richie is still set to serve four days in LA County jail for her second DUI conviction, but Paris Hilton insists Nicole is going to be the best mom ever. She tells People:
"She's really happy. I just got off the phone with her. She's so excited. I know she's going to be the best mom ever."
Really? Best mom ever? That's a little ambitious. An okay mom, maybe. A mom, sure. But best mom ever? She has better odds of becoming Thomas Jefferson than the best mom ever."
"And despite rumors she's at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Utah, nobody seems to have seen her at the complex. I doubt she's pregnant though. Even if she was, the amount of drugs and alcohol she's consumed would've aborted it. If she actually gave birth the kid would come out with a tail. Or - and this is even more likely - it'd just come out a baby-sized mound of used condoms."
AND...
"Nicole Richie is still set to serve four days in LA County jail for her second DUI conviction, but Paris Hilton insists Nicole is going to be the best mom ever. She tells People:
"She's really happy. I just got off the phone with her. She's so excited. I know she's going to be the best mom ever."
Really? Best mom ever? That's a little ambitious. An okay mom, maybe. A mom, sure. But best mom ever? She has better odds of becoming Thomas Jefferson than the best mom ever."