I'm thinking about starting a webcomic about Marlboro and the madness that ensues while we're there. It'd be called "Dead Tree Pride" or something similarly saccharine, and would feature many wonderful stories that Marlboro folk are familiar with. In fact, to see if I was down this idea, I drew one anecdote. Without further ado, I give you "Late-Night Library Stories":
Fuck, it's 4:44 AM already? When did that happen?
...Shit.