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Dear White Suburban Kids -
WHEREAS you will never have to run from the police,
WHEREAS if you do not have a trust fund, you probably have a decent amount of money at your disposal and therefore have no right to use the phrase, "Mo money, mo problems."
WHEREAS the Man is not keeping you down, but rather putting you on a pedestal,
THEREFORE you are hereby forbidden from using hip-hop slang and terminology, such as "It's the jumpoff," "That girl is mad fly, yo," and any form of the word "nigger." Exceptions on slang may be made for those rare few who are actually down with the scene.
THEREFORE you are also forbidden from wearing anything three sizes too big for your body type, do-rags, wearing your jeans low, and from assuming any b-boy stance. Exceptions are available as per above.
Violators will be beaten until they learn.
Sincerely,
The Management
(Pet peeve, can you tell?)
WHEREAS you will never have to run from the police,
WHEREAS if you do not have a trust fund, you probably have a decent amount of money at your disposal and therefore have no right to use the phrase, "Mo money, mo problems."
WHEREAS the Man is not keeping you down, but rather putting you on a pedestal,
THEREFORE you are hereby forbidden from using hip-hop slang and terminology, such as "It's the jumpoff," "That girl is mad fly, yo," and any form of the word "nigger." Exceptions on slang may be made for those rare few who are actually down with the scene.
THEREFORE you are also forbidden from wearing anything three sizes too big for your body type, do-rags, wearing your jeans low, and from assuming any b-boy stance. Exceptions are available as per above.
Violators will be beaten until they learn.
Sincerely,
The Management
(Pet peeve, can you tell?)