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ohwhatsherface January 24 2008, 23:31:15 UTC
Um, I am your Pimp(?).

HA! Bet you never got that one before, did ya?! Totally more genius than your mother.

Kay but right.

ADDED YOU CUZ YOU'RE LIKE, AWESOME, YA KNOW?

:D

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ironywithwit January 25 2008, 00:03:41 UTC
... No. I haven't had that one before o__O

And err... I am your... concubine(?!)

-looks sideways-

And my mother is in no way, a genius. She scares me like you wouldn't BELIEVE

HARR. I ADDED YOU BACK BECAUSE YOU ARE AWESOME(ER). But I suppose you knew that already.

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ohwhatsherface January 25 2008, 00:06:26 UTC
Hoe.

Ha, so I bet I seem relatively insane to you, now don't I?

Tch. You would've found out eventually.

So. Dude.

:D

What's your favorite color?

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ironywithwit January 25 2008, 00:16:56 UTC
Gigolo

You seemed relatively insane to me BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.

Oh, BURN.

And now I seem relatively retarded.

Hm.

Green! No, Rainbow! Green! Yeah, green. :D

You?

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ohwhatsherface January 25 2008, 00:20:41 UTC
OOOOOOOOH. I THINK THAT ONE HURT ME.

Oh. Wait a minute. No. Nevermind.

Not retarded. ECCENTRIC.

Pink. Or purple.

Hm.

Ice cream?

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ironywithwit January 25 2008, 00:25:18 UTC
o_O

-prods-

They said Albert Einstein was eccentric. Which is probably was, to marry Math or whatever

MINT. And no, that's not only because it's green. Wait, no VANILLA. Yes, vanilla. Boring flavours. Hee.

You?

I like sushi. Do you like sushi?

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ohwhatsherface January 25 2008, 00:32:05 UTC
PSH.

Math is not a woman. GOD. Some genius.

Hey, vanilla's good. With cookies.

THEREFORE: COOKIES'N'CREAM

Sushi is good. I'm really picky though.

I only eat one kind. The one with the shrimp tempura in it.

You?

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ironywithwit January 25 2008, 00:38:04 UTC
Either that or he was trisexual. If that makes any sense.

HA. I don't get the difference between cookies'n'cream and cookiedough icecream. they taste the same to me D:

I eat... almost every type of sushi. I go rabid when I see one. Except for wasabi. Ugh. One time, when I was a uber n00b, my friend told me that "the light green, fluffy-looking thing" was sugary stuff japanese people put on their sushi. Hence, I sloshed a plentiful amount on it and ate it. And teared up. And punched someone.

Hm. How about favourite drink?

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ohwhatsherface January 25 2008, 00:42:36 UTC
LOL!

One time when I got sushi with my cousin, he went to the bathroom and we had green tea ice cream and well...

Well I couldn't resist the opportunity.

WASABI FLAVORED ICE CREAM FTW!

Hm, that would be Iced Tea.

You?

DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE?

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ironywithwit January 25 2008, 00:47:13 UTC
HAHAHAHAHA.

What was his reaction?

You've just been promoted to 5th n t3h server!

HAR? Mine is Iced Lemon Tea. I smell a conspiracy. Which kind of rhymed omg I'm so lame D:

CHOCOLATE?

DID YOU SAY... CHOCOLATE?

CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE!

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ohwhatsherface January 25 2008, 00:49:45 UTC
Erm, he got very, VERY angry.

Tch. What a little bitch.

CHOCOLATE IS LOVE.

I was just checking. Your answer to that question was very important to our growing friendship.

Favorite kind?

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ironywithwit January 25 2008, 00:53:47 UTC
HAHA. I would have just eaten the whole damn thing to spite you ;P

Hm. I like white chocolate. And milk. But favourite is white. I'm a wuss when it comes to too dark though.

I like chocolate with caramel inside. Even though it shortens my lifespan and greatly increases my chances of having a stroke. And diabetes. But the rice already took care of that.

You?

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ohwhatsherface January 25 2008, 00:56:00 UTC
LOL, that'd be a nice sight.

You'd totally cry. Too spicy.

Oooh I LOVE dark chocolate. For my birthday last December, my friend gave me a kilogram of chocolate.

I still haven't opened it.

For fear of DEVOURING the thing.

LOL, WHAT DOES RICE DO?!

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ironywithwit January 25 2008, 01:00:51 UTC
I'd hold back the tears to prove my point. I'm idiotically stubborn like that.

... a kilogram of chocolate? o_O

But when will you eat it? Will you EVER eat it? Or will you just put it on a weighing scale and bring people to your house and be all, "Well, here's ONE KILOGRAM of chocolate" and set up a freak museum kinda thing. Cause I would.

Um. Well, rice = a LOT of starch. Which is sad, because I eat it like, everyday.

And apparently, you aren't supposed to throw uncooked rice at weddings. Because if the pigeons eat it, they explode. Something to do with their stomachs and bicarbonate. Of course, the guy who told me wasabi=sugar said this, so I'm not sure how reliable that is.

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ohwhatsherface January 25 2008, 01:06:29 UTC
I'm sorry but the only point I'd come up with is:

"Well shiz, she IS retarded."

Then I'd proceeded to ROFL when you puke your green tea wasabi ice cream.

LOL, well I told my brother he could eat it, but he's one of those health nut people who work out all the time so he thought I was insane.

Yeah, I don't quite believe that rice bit...

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ironywithwit January 25 2008, 01:10:35 UTC
D:

And just when I thought we could be friends.

Ha, there's this painfully skinny girl in my Bio class - just looking at her makes me hungry - and once, this other girl offered her chocolate and she just freaked out. It was quite amusing.

... Me neither once you think about it. Though exploding pigeons do sound rather cool. I could take them to funkytown with me.

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