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ok....jus got mah ass in trouble but it was worth it.
for the past 6 yrs..everytime theres a deer in my backyard my mom or sister call on me to scare tha damn things away...seeing how they're such huge fans of our beautiful tastey? plants... i have a power to scare them away, i would say i make em shit their pants but they dont have ne on ( not tha last time i checked, that is.. ) and when im called, i run! and i sneak out and finally jump up and scream REALLY loud..and they're like OH SHIT and run like fuckin panseys...it amuses the hell outta me, but newayz, one time i did such a good job..that it didnt even look where its goin and ran into a freakin tree...it hurt its leg really bad, like REALLY bad..lol...it like limped off..strugglin..lemme tell ya that leg did not look so good. but tha next week? our neighbors were telling us they had a dead deer in their backyard wit a bad leg injury, i was like oh shit..
...but newayz, my sister called for me and said.."DEER!"..so i jumped up and ran. i scared tha damn things...freakin 5 of em...bonus..and my dad ran out and yelled at me..." DAMNIT DAINA Y DO U FUCKING DO THAT!?! - u already killed one by doing that!" now hes bein a bitch..great.
on a happy note...i jus ate a huge CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY! omg it was an orgasm in my mouth...i swear..yum! so that made things a lil better...eh..bye. lol
for the past 6 yrs..everytime theres a deer in my backyard my mom or sister call on me to scare tha damn things away...seeing how they're such huge fans of our beautiful tastey? plants... i have a power to scare them away, i would say i make em shit their pants but they dont have ne on ( not tha last time i checked, that is.. ) and when im called, i run! and i sneak out and finally jump up and scream REALLY loud..and they're like OH SHIT and run like fuckin panseys...it amuses the hell outta me, but newayz, one time i did such a good job..that it didnt even look where its goin and ran into a freakin tree...it hurt its leg really bad, like REALLY bad..lol...it like limped off..strugglin..lemme tell ya that leg did not look so good. but tha next week? our neighbors were telling us they had a dead deer in their backyard wit a bad leg injury, i was like oh shit..
...but newayz, my sister called for me and said.."DEER!"..so i jumped up and ran. i scared tha damn things...freakin 5 of em...bonus..and my dad ran out and yelled at me..." DAMNIT DAINA Y DO U FUCKING DO THAT!?! - u already killed one by doing that!" now hes bein a bitch..great.
on a happy note...i jus ate a huge CHOCOLATE STRAWBERRY! omg it was an orgasm in my mouth...i swear..yum! so that made things a lil better...eh..bye. lol