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[irontailfratley]

I thought Avril Lavigne was trying to convince people that she was a sophisticated grownup now. Did she fall down the stairs and accidentally write new slutgarbage or something? I am renaming her Piltdown Woman, because:

1) Half monkey
2) Old news
3) Dumb fraud

Come back to the Five and Dime, Fiona Apple, Fiona Apple.