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Jun 10, 2006 19:51

Ha I put strawberries in my spaghetti and my mom reacted like I told her I was gay

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haemodynamic Paske platitudes_r_us June 11 2006, 00:50:05 UTC

A nerd brandished is an oncology court-martialed.

Re: haemodynamic Paske irontailfratley June 11 2006, 00:55:31 UTC

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with fuck children. later at night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV but she could not watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want fuck children watching too much garbage). So she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in fuck parents' room. Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the owl statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an owl statue" the children and ( ... )

Re: haemodynamic Paske fozwalla June 11 2006, 11:15:50 UTC

Who wrote that originally?

Re: haemodynamic Paske irontailfratley June 11 2006, 22:23:42 UTC

King Solomon lol

Re: haemodynamic Paske fozwalla June 12 2006, 07:25:12 UTC

Earliest mention found was in a Dec 2005 thread that succumbed to "o rly."

Sounds like chain letter Viagra spam written by someone on death row.

Re: haemodynamic Paske irontailfratley June 12 2006, 11:17:20 UTC

I found on December 30th

Re: haemodynamic Paske ianor_almighty June 11 2006, 20:36:10 UTC

Hah! Stupid owl, come 3:00 I'll be at work! It better like being alone and cold and not-murdering in my room.

Re: haemodynamic Paske irontailfratley June 11 2006, 22:24:40 UTC

Story does not mention leaving at 3:01 though

Re: haemodynamic Paske crescent_lancer June 12 2006, 22:20:22 UTC

I've heard that story, except it was a crazy neighbour in a clown costume in the basement.

Re: haemodynamic Paske irontailfratley June 13 2006, 00:27:41 UTC

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with fuck children. later at night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV but she could not watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want fuck children watching too much garbage). So she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in fuck parents' room. Of course the parents said it was ok, but the babysitter had one final request. She asked if she could cover up the Amy statue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth, because it made her nervous. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have an Amy statue" the children and ( ... )

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