I was THAT bad and only got a spanking?

Dec 07, 2005 09:34


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In July I gave harlequen a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dragons_dreams (-5000 points). Last Monday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Sunday worldwalker and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4805 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
ironrage

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