The topic is "Caribbean Cruises"

[ironpoet]

The Chairman is off this week to battle pirates, sharks, and tourists. Will these perils prove too perilous? Will the beach stay out of reach? And if the boat's a-rockin', would that imply anything unusual?

OH IRON POETS!!!

Spin me some songs of nautical nonsense!
Preach me some prose of cursed cruises!

GIVE ME HONEYMOON POETRY!!