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[punchedhitler]

TONY THIS IS STEVE ROGERS

[ironmanic]

weird- it's like i already knew before i even opened the message. how about that.

what?

[punchedhitler]

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IRISH SPRING AND DOVE?

[ironmanic]

is this an actual question you're asking me right now?

[punchedhitler]

WELL THE DIFFERENT COLORS OF DOVE THAT'S A LOT OF CHOICE THERE TOO.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY KINDS OF SOAP?

[ironmanic]

come on steve some people prefer to smell like sweet pea and not warm vanilla sugar. the differences are crucial and you have to understand that.

go for dove your skin'll be as soft as a baby's ass.

[punchedhitler]

WHICH COLOR?

[ironmanic]

steve you're a grown man i'm sure you can choose a perfectly respectable color on your own without my guidance.

just remember orange is never a reasonable option.

[punchedhitler]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH ORANGE?

[Now he's thinking of the person.]

[ironmanic]

it's like eating the orange gummies. no one eats those.

though to be honest you seem like an old spice kind of guy. it's red. that's like super american.

[punchedhitler]

I'M NOT IN THE NAVY, TONY.

[ironmanic]

i can't tell if that statement had to do with the orange gummies or being american part.

[punchedhitler]

OLD SPICE IS WHAT GUYS IN THE NAVY USE.

[ironmanic]

these days old spice has more to do with muscular black guys on horses than the navy

[punchedhitler]

WE HAVE A CAVALRY?

[ironmanic]

either get the damn old spice already or pink dove soap.

if it's black and has AXE on it it's the wrong kind. that's the soap of pained 13-year-olds got it?