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[ironmanic]

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TEXT;

[punchedhitler]

HELLO THIS IS STEVE ROGERS ARE YOU DOING WELL TODAY?

TEXT;

[ironmanic]

fine yes

why is everything in caps lock steve

TEXT; about ten minutes later

[punchedhitler]

I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO NOT MAKE IT IN CAPITAL LETTERS. STEVE ROGERS

TEXT;

[ironmanic]

sigh

i sighed so audibly the voice recording function picked it up. look at your life steve

did you get my donuts?

TEXT;

[punchedhitler]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, TONY.

YES THANK YOU VERY MUCH. STEVE ROGERS

TEXT;

[ironmanic]

right

it's in the manual look it up you're fond of that aren't you?

TEXT;

[punchedhitler]

THE LADY AT THE STORE DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME.

[She got distracted when Steve smiled at her.]

TEXT;

[ironmanic]

come on

she obviously wants you to go back to get it

TEXT;

[punchedhitler]

DO YOU MEAN SHE THINKS I'M CUTE OR SOMETHING?

TEXT;

[ironmanic]

it means she wants in your pants

TEXT;

[punchedhitler]

TONY THAT'S SILLY. MY PANTS WOULDN'T FIT HER.

TEXT;

[ironmanic]

[welp this is gonna be fun]

she wants to bone you

TEXT;

[punchedhitler]

IS THAT SOME KIND OF ATTACK?

TEXT;

[ironmanic]

kind of

you know like doing the dirty and making the beast with two backs

TEXT;

[punchedhitler]

HOW DO YOU REPLY SO FAST?

TEXT;

[ironmanic]

voice recognition system

phone inputs text when i talk