Dec 11, 2011 15:52
If I were more of a conspiracist, I'd think the deities were trying to give us all mono. It's clever but entirely too sloppy. I give it six out of ten points.
No one under the age of 20 is allowed within ten feet of me I don't care how attractive you are.
And if you so much as cough in my direction I will have Dawn febreeze you to death.
action;[For strangers, friends, enemies, and acquaintances who for some reason want to kiss this asshole, he can be found:
a) the City Solutions building, probably on his way to the on-site cafe for more donuts
b) in his workshop
c) heading to a bar in the Square or at a bar in the Square]
affected,
dear god what an asshole,
text,
curse day,
action,
s.w.a.k.