o4 ❂ action + text

Dec 11, 2011 15:52

If I were more of a conspiracist, I'd think the deities were trying to give us all mono. It's clever but entirely too sloppy. I give it six out of ten points.

No one under the age of 20 is allowed within ten feet of me I don't care how attractive you are.

And if you so much as cough in my direction I will have Dawn febreeze you to death.

action;[For strangers, friends, enemies, and acquaintances who for some reason want to kiss this asshole, he can be found:

a) the City Solutions building, probably on his way to the on-site cafe for more donuts
b) in his workshop
c) heading to a bar in the Square or at a bar in the Square]

affected, dear god what an asshole, text, curse day, action, s.w.a.k.

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