It never rains but it fucking hails the size of cannonballs
Sir Sean Connery died, to match Sir Stirling Moss in being a knighted 90-year-old leaving a doomed planet. Some would say they're better off where they are now.
Meanwhile, on the NPC BBC, there are predictions that the best case scenario is that Corona-chan's reign of terror will be over, and we can return to normality, in...
...five years.
Not five months, or six months, or nine months, as it was speculated before. Five years.
FIVE.
FUCKING.
YEARS!
So, in short, this will last at least as long as World War Two, if not longer.
Let that sink in for a minute. Or more. It's not as if we're short of thinking time.
Halloween has absolutely nothing on this existential horror.
Meanwhile, on the NPC BBC, there are predictions that the best case scenario is that Corona-chan's reign of terror will be over, and we can return to normality, in...
...five years.
Not five months, or six months, or nine months, as it was speculated before. Five years.
FIVE.
FUCKING.
YEARS!
So, in short, this will last at least as long as World War Two, if not longer.
Let that sink in for a minute. Or more. It's not as if we're short of thinking time.
Halloween has absolutely nothing on this existential horror.