o11. [text] This Is Totally Dave Why Would You Think Otherwise

[ironlass]

[ It looks like Jade has decided to pretend to be a certain friend of hers today. Hmmm. ]

sup sup sup wonderland im dave strider
the cool kid
!!!
you know the one that wears a lot of red clothes and has shades on indoors what is even up with that????
anyway i left a while back without telling anyone because i am a butt
yeah stop thinking about my nice bubble butt that is soooo sick
moving on 8|
i wanted to apologize!!!
with this really awesome rap because i am good at that sort of thing
actually i am good at most things!!
not as many things as jade though she is great
the best even
whatever here are some really sick beats hehe!!!
bssht bsssht bssht
(those are beat noises guys)
hello my name is dave strider
lava is not cooler than snow
how could i stoop so low!!!
jade you were right
i have seen the light!
could you ever forgive me?
can we get friend married in a tree?
a really awesome treehouse
this shit will be better than mickey mouse!!!
bssht bssht
bssht
wickawickawicka
(that was dj scratching!!)
and there it is
i know i know it was really good!!!
no encores though guys
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except maybe for jade she is soooo cool :)
and tz too where my home girl at???
dog!
hehehe