003. [Text/Locked to Dave]
you know the strider family motto, dave.
when nothing else works on your fucking mystical knobface fever, use the magical spring recommended to you second-hand by a dickhead scientist.
years we've had that shit framed over our fireplace.
passed down through the generations with care.
memorized by each new strider child the moment they learn their alphabet.
i think it's about time we follow it.
when nothing else works on your fucking mystical knobface fever, use the magical spring recommended to you second-hand by a dickhead scientist.
years we've had that shit framed over our fireplace.
passed down through the generations with care.
memorized by each new strider child the moment they learn their alphabet.
i think it's about time we follow it.