001 // it's a hard knock life

[ironicjournal]

[ Phone: ]

Sup. First order of business, everyone calm the fuck down and let the professionals handle this. You know, the guys who've actually spent time preparing for a zombie apocalypse. I'm so in my element right now I'm crossing over into all the other ones, shit's just crazy.

And since I worked at a Best Buy for a week back in the day [ is

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( phone )

[pokeay]

[ that entire metaphor just went over his head and straight into next week. ]

What's a Best Buy? ... And if you want, I could make lunches... I guess?

( phone )

[ironicjournal]

It's a store, man. But I guess you're all out of the pop culture loop and shit. It's avoidin' you like a crazy ex-girlfriend right now, all crouched behind a bush waiting for you to finish walking by.

( phone )

[pokeay]

I've never had an ex-girlfriend. Or a girlfriend, either. So... I guess it is...?

( phone )

[ironicjournal]

Nothin' wrong with holding off the ladies and gents, preferable if you got a bat to beat 'em back with.

Just trust me, brosis. Uncle Strider never led no one astray.

( phone )

[pokeay]

I will, then! [ wow, it's great being twelve and naive as all get-out. ]

... What's a brosis, by the way?

( phone )

[ironicjournal]

It means you're a bro.

Or a sis.

I'm bein' good and politically correct, you know how it is.

( phone )

[pokeay]

I see! ... I'm a boy, though.

... I don't sound like a girl, do I? [ well, he is only twelve, so... ]

( phone )

[ironicjournal]

Eh, could go either way. See a lotta that in the world these days.

( phone )

[pokeay]

Oh.

... Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

( phone )

[ironicjournal]

Normal's a better word. Can't really go assigning good or bad to all this shit.