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001 // it's a hard knock life

Sep 18, 2011 13:37

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Sup. First order of business, everyone calm the fuck down and let the professionals handle this. You know, the guys who've actually spent time preparing for a zombie apocalypse. I'm so in my element right now I'm crossing over into all the other ones, shit's just crazy.

And since I worked at a Best Buy for a week back in the day [ is ( Read more... )

this is how we do it, ✗action, big man hass the rake, join team nougat, ✗event: zombies, everything is ironically named, ✗phone

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supersizedpower September 18 2011, 18:49:03 UTC

...Okay, that was a good presentation, but if you want to sway me, we're going to have to make some changes.

ironicjournal September 18 2011, 18:56:16 UTC

Man, but I already set up a posterboard and everything. Have to be some worthwhile changes to get me to mess around with this sonuvabitch again.

supersizedpower September 18 2011, 19:04:26 UTC

No offense, but you don't really know how to negotiate, huh?

I'm saying I'll totally join your team, so you should listen! If I join, though, I need to at least be co-leader. You can still be back up leader though because your plan was good. Also, we need a better team name, 'cause yours sucks.

ironicjournal September 18 2011, 19:23:57 UTC

Bro. Of course it sucks. I coulda called it Team Shotgun-Buzzsaw or Fuckslayer, but then it's not ironic to get your head chopped off by a member. Gotta work on your logic.

And hey, the point of co-leading isn't to poach my team.

supersizedpower September 18 2011, 19:26:45 UTC

I don't think you get it, dude. I'm basically the best at killing zombies ever, and I'm not just offering to be on your team, but I'm even saying you can still technically be the leader.

Why are you even arguing about this?

ironicjournal September 18 2011, 19:56:56 UTC

Because you don't have proof, my life's always on the buildup to a fucking doomsday and I gotta hold true to my mangrit anyway. Boulder against an ocean of controversy without his best friend to have his back, that's me. There's a Lifetime movie in the works and everything.

supersizedpower September 18 2011, 21:54:46 UTC

Ugh, fun, be that way. I'll make my own team, then.

ironicjournal September 18 2011, 22:45:20 UTC

A'ight, you're fielding the competition I guess. We'll make this shit a recognized sport.

supersizedpower September 19 2011, 13:17:45 UTC

Deal! I'll kill more zombies than you.

ironicjournal September 19 2011, 23:46:58 UTC

Awww shit son, don't build yourself up for disappointment now.

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