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002 // i could be violet sky

Oct 10, 2011 21:08

[ Phone: ]Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on ( Read more... )

super important, best chaperone, formal as shit, no wait worst chaperone, ✗phone

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pretty_bear October 11 2011, 03:10:36 UTC

Oh! Me! I wanna learn to dance!

ironicjournal October 11 2011, 05:37:09 UTC

A'ight kid, you're on. I'll make you a master before you gotta prove your skills to the rest of the school sockhop.

pretty_bear October 11 2011, 06:03:08 UTC

Wow~! I'm gonna be a master? Sweet!

[He is just SO EXCITE]

What should I do first?

ironicjournal October 11 2011, 20:44:06 UTC

Best first step is to make sure you can move without knockin' anything or anyone over.

pretty_bear October 12 2011, 04:23:47 UTC

How would I practice something like that? Should I run around in really crowded places?

ironicjournal October 13 2011, 20:15:09 UTC

Yeah, that's pretty much the only way to really practice. Make sure there are plenty of valuables around, too- gives ya the right incentive.

pretty_bear October 14 2011, 02:09:06 UTC

Good idea! And what should I do after I master that?

ironicjournal October 14 2011, 03:51:30 UTC

Develop an impeccable sense of rhythm. This shit usually takes years, but I'm gonna count on young desperation and the need to be cool to speed things up.

pretty_bear October 14 2011, 03:57:37 UTC

Impeccable sense of rhythm...

[You may get the impression that he's taking notes. Because he is.]

Don't worry! I have so much desperation you wouldn't even believe it~

[Does that even mean anything?]

And I definitely know how important it is to be cool. It helps you score, right?

ironicjournal October 14 2011, 20:49:02 UTC

That's exactly what it does. Not the whole point to being ironically cool, but it's in there. [ yep, never worked for him. ]

pretty_bear October 15 2011, 17:01:37 UTC

Ironically cool? What's that mean?

[This concept of irony. It is new to him.]

ironicjournal October 15 2011, 18:29:08 UTC

It's the ancient art of being cool by doin' what other people think is lame and not giving two fucks about it. And it's some serious business.

pretty_bear October 16 2011, 03:34:06 UTC

Wow....

[So easily impressed...]

That sounds awesome~

ironicjournal October 16 2011, 18:22:47 UTC

Incredibly awesome. I see you've almost got good taste in attitude.

pretty_bear October 16 2011, 22:41:58 UTC

I'm gonna try it! I'll practice it until I become the coolest guy in town!

[A bold declaration. And one that's likely doomed to fail. But he sounds determined, at least.]

ironicjournal October 17 2011, 05:15:14 UTC

Gladly see ya try to earn the title, bro.

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