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002 // i could be violet sky

Oct 10, 2011 21:08

[ Phone: ]Got ourselves a regular hullabullo goin' on over this homecoming, don't we? Hey, I'm not even knockin' all y'all for it. Hell, I'm just waitin' for my official invite. Gonna head over and get my chaperone on ( Read more... )

super important, best chaperone, formal as shit, no wait worst chaperone, ✗phone

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battymadam October 11 2011, 03:09:22 UTC

A top hat and monocle, eh....

[ Foster trails off because

she is now picturing

something strange.

( ... )

that was the most beautiful tag I've ever gotten ironicjournal October 11 2011, 05:40:38 UTC

Absolutely, ma'am. I get formal, I get formal like it's nobody's business.

fools got nothin on my Herribro..... battymadam October 12 2011, 03:29:13 UTC

Ohhh... well, I think you'll look very distinguished like that!

[teehee, it's been a while since she's seen that style of dress on a person Bro's age.]

I've only seen one clothing store... oh, but you know what, apparently I am supposed to make clothes too! I wonder if I have a hat pattern?

true dat. ironicjournal October 13 2011, 20:13:06 UTC

[ :|a ] You think you might?

battymadam October 13 2011, 22:05:53 UTC

I just might! They never go out of style, after all. Gimme a sec.

[she puts down the phone and for a long time it sounds like there's a lot of papers being wooshed about comedically as she searches for hat patterns.]

Got it!

ironicjournal October 14 2011, 03:53:59 UTC

[ this is seriously the best old lady ever, damn ]

Lemme guess- you're a superhero back home. Capes and tophats and jumpin' over buildings all the time.

battymadam October 14 2011, 04:06:55 UTC

[GASP HOW DOES HE KNOW ABOUT BATTY MADAM -- play it cool, Foster. Play it cool.]

Oh no, no no! I run a foster home. And I don't jump over buildings all the time.

ironicjournal October 14 2011, 20:46:27 UTC

[ YOUR SECRET IS SAFE. ]

A foster home, huh?

battymadam October 15 2011, 02:55:32 UTC

Yup! I take in lost imaginary friends that were abandoned by their creators after they grew up, and then my granddaughter and Mr. Herriman find new homes for them.

ironicjournal October 15 2011, 03:15:39 UTC

Now that's downright respectable right there. Gotta give props for the imaginary friends.

battymadam October 15 2011, 06:24:28 UTC

That's right! Imagination should not be squandered. If the friends can find a new place in the world, then it will be a happier place.

ironicjournal October 15 2011, 18:07:48 UTC

Coulda used more along those lines back at home. Place'll get boring pretty fast when you're not payin' attention.

battymadam October 16 2011, 00:01:40 UTC

Oh? What about your home was boring?

ironicjournal October 16 2011, 16:50:57 UTC

That would be the people, sister. Buncha Toms, Dicks 'n Harrys all over that city, and then there was me and the kid and Lil Cal.

Which I guess I can't get all up in arms about, since someone got the planet destroyed and all. [ Eh. It happens. ]

battymadam October 17 2011, 08:04:32 UTC

Sure, there's no use cryin' over an upturned sasparilla. Though that seems like the kinda thing that would still be ok to get your wires crossed about. I say, you looked a little young to have a kid though. What's the deal with that?

ironicjournal October 17 2011, 20:53:54 UTC

Ah, you know how it is. Goin' through life all wild and footloose, burning down the city with reckless youthful hijinks... and then a meteor with a baby and a dead horse on it wrecks the best record shop in the state.

So I hauled the little guy outta the crater and took him home. [ Exactly what any responsible adult would do. ]

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