Some Chuck Norris facts:
Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a size 15 cowboy boot on its jaw. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
Chuck Norris doesn't bleed: The red stuff is just a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. He just points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps right out.
Jesus was in fact the second coming of Chuck Norris.
The earth did not start spinning until Chuck Norris gave it a roundhouse kick.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
Chuck Norris doesn't bleed: The red stuff is just a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. He just points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps right out.
Jesus was in fact the second coming of Chuck Norris.
The earth did not start spinning until Chuck Norris gave it a roundhouse kick.