Irritating
So I've had 4 good conversations with 4 attractive men lately. Two are not at all my type and three are married, so meh, but it definitely took up a good...8-10 hours of my week. But they were good conversations and fun. I do sometimes love the people I work with. I especially love the way they give me hints about how to do my job when I'm not exactly sure without making me feel like I'm retarded or bad at my job.
I'm terrible at flirting or whatever, but this exchange occurred:
"I'm sending the boy kitten for snip-snipon Friday."
"Yeah, I'm doing the *snip* myself."
"What? But you're, like, 12!"
"33"
"Still, you're sure you're never going to want more kids? (He has one.)"
"Pretty sure, the wife has made it CLEAR (further bs about dragging preggers random places)"
"Well, nothing's saying you have to have more kids with her!"
"You offering?"
"GOD no!! *Awkward silence* Um, just thinking about this client...(random bs about how the guy has sex with everything that moves and walks around work all "ta-da" check out my junk!)"
Further conversation...for 2 hours.
If only he wasn't married.
Or one other guy.
Or if another guy didn't live with his girlfriend (not that it stops him from random sex, but it stops me)
In other news, I really am taking boycat in for the castration and I feel SO BAD about it! I mean, it's the right thing to do, it's all responsible and otherwise he's totally going to have little kitten litters with his sisters and then I will have a whole passel of retarded kittens running around (instead of just 3). But he's being so cute and cuddly lately and I just KNOW his personality is not going to stay the same after we chop his balls off.
On the other hand, I think I might rename him from "Lucky" to "Demon." Of course, they're all demons, so it's tough to decide who really deserves it.
I'm terrible at flirting or whatever, but this exchange occurred:
"I'm sending the boy kitten for snip-snipon Friday."
"Yeah, I'm doing the *snip* myself."
"What? But you're, like, 12!"
"33"
"Still, you're sure you're never going to want more kids? (He has one.)"
"Pretty sure, the wife has made it CLEAR (further bs about dragging preggers random places)"
"Well, nothing's saying you have to have more kids with her!"
"You offering?"
"GOD no!! *Awkward silence* Um, just thinking about this client...(random bs about how the guy has sex with everything that moves and walks around work all "ta-da" check out my junk!)"
Further conversation...for 2 hours.
If only he wasn't married.
Or one other guy.
Or if another guy didn't live with his girlfriend (not that it stops him from random sex, but it stops me)
In other news, I really am taking boycat in for the castration and I feel SO BAD about it! I mean, it's the right thing to do, it's all responsible and otherwise he's totally going to have little kitten litters with his sisters and then I will have a whole passel of retarded kittens running around (instead of just 3). But he's being so cute and cuddly lately and I just KNOW his personality is not going to stay the same after we chop his balls off.
On the other hand, I think I might rename him from "Lucky" to "Demon." Of course, they're all demons, so it's tough to decide who really deserves it.