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[iron_tony]

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[shaman_x]

In retrospect, killing Wanda: much better idea?

[iron_tony]

Why the hell would you say that?

[shaman_x]

No House of M. No House of M: The Sequel. No hanging around waiting for House of M3: This Time She Really Fucks Us Up.

[iron_tony]

Wanda is hardly the only mutant who presents those kinds of problems.

Also, I got a boyfriend out of the sequel, okay?

[shaman_x]

And I wasn't suggesting you actually kill her, I'm just asking -- does doing so seem like a better idea now than it did before?

NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT OMG

[iron_tony]

No. We're heroes. That's not what we do.

She's a sick woman.

Oh, please, you're dating a Malfoy.

[shaman_x]

I'm a charity worker. You run a counter-terrorism and intelligence agency.

She's her own sickness. It's not like you can cure her. She took her own powers away and they just came back again.

At least I don't have a pornstache.

[iron_tony]

Do you have designs on Wanda?

[shaman_x]

No.

She uses too much magic.

[iron_tony]

Then stop going around telling people she needs to be killed.

How the hell does that solve anything?

Some charity worker you are.

[shaman_x]

I'm not saying she needs to be killed. I'm saying options shouldn't be taken off the table just because they suck.

[iron_tony]

I'm sorry, who the hell do you think you are to be telling me what should and shouldn't be on the table?

[shaman_x]

We all live on the same planet, so, actually, yes, I do get to voice my opinion. And you get to disagree with me. That's how it works, see?

[iron_tony]

Opinions aren't morally neutral just because you phrase them as hypotheticals.

What is it my friend did that you think merits death, exactly?

[shaman_x]

Pfft. I don't think she merits death, I'd just much rather kill her than have her kill everyone on the planet or wake up one morning and decide we should all be flamingos or whatever. Actually, I'd much rather fix her problems, I just have fuck all idea how. And I'm worried no one else does.

[iron_tony]

So you're suggesting that we kill her, out of concern.

Jean's talking to her right now, you know. I just assume someone in your family has the answer to everything, so don't worry your pretty head.