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Meme

Jan 28, 2008 20:53

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starspangledcap January 29 2008, 02:10:36 UTC

How many people have you been in love with?

iron_tony January 30 2008, 02:36:38 UTC

Enough to know better than to answer this question.

starspangledcap January 30 2008, 02:43:43 UTC

The rules say you have to answer honestly.

iron_tony January 30 2008, 02:44:32 UTC

One.

Believe that if you want to.

starspangledcap January 30 2008, 02:49:18 UTC

I won't be mad if you tell me the truth.

I'm just curious.

iron_tony January 30 2008, 02:49:45 UTC

And you assume that isn't the truth.

starspangledcap January 30 2008, 02:52:18 UTC

If I assume it is, I'll be forced to conclude that you've never loved me, because I know for a fact that you've loved at least one of the women you've dated.

If that's the conclusion you want me to draw, I'd like you to tell me now, so I can adjust my life accordingly.

iron_tony January 30 2008, 02:54:05 UTC

You're ridiculous.

And I have no idea. And if I got out a calculator and a day planner for the last twenty years, whatever number I came up with would mean nothing.

I'm an idiot about love.

You know that.

That doesn't make what you and I have an iota less valuable.

starspangledcap January 30 2008, 03:02:53 UTC

Ok.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude.

And you're not an idiot about love. I'm sure of that much.

My number is 5. If we're being honest.

iron_tony January 30 2008, 03:06:58 UTC

Five is a good number. I approve of 5. As long as I'm 5.

If I'd stopped at 5, I would probably have been emotionally stunted from the age of 15.

Might have been shot at a lot less, though.

starspangledcap January 30 2008, 03:10:43 UTC

Of course you're 5. Or... probably 3, if we're being chronological. Even if I didn't know it at the time.

You can't help who you fall in love with.

iron_tony January 30 2008, 03:22:41 UTC

Possibly true.

But there ought to be a way to stop them from shooting at you.

Generic you, there.

I'm sure it never happened to you.

starspangledcap January 30 2008, 03:28:44 UTC

No, I've never had a lover shoot me, thankfully. Rachel has certainly fought me enough times, but, well, that was never exactly love.

Come to think of it, you're the lover who's brought me the most physical harm.

That woman who shot you was crazy from the start. It wasn't your fault.

iron_tony January 30 2008, 03:33:18 UTC

You know I wasn't even thinking of Kathy.

I was never that fond of her.

More of the women who shot at me. Natasha. Paris. Brit -- uh, Whitney. God, Wayne is contagious.

starspangledcap January 30 2008, 03:38:09 UTC

Paris?

iron_tony January 30 2008, 03:43:53 UTC

The papers covered it up.

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