An important poll

[iron_tony]

Thanks to osborn_heir's mun for the gift of paid time; Tony is posting a very important poll as a token of gratitude.

From time to time, it is important for those in positions of power, such as myself, to take the pulse of the global community that we serve. A series of very important questions follow:

Comments

[daughter_of_m]

TONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am inviting you to MY the Institutes's Christmas Party. You can bring someone who is your significant other or family, too!!!!!!!

ALSO, I am inviting Mr. Wayne. So you HAVE to come, right?!

[iron_tony]

I don't see how that follows.

[daughter_of_m]

BeCAUSE you don't want Mr. Wayne to get all the attention do you?!?!? He said he's coming so you have to come TOO. And I want my friends to meet you 'cause I told them you are the BESTEST!!! And you have to bring your imaginary boyfriend!!!!!!!!

*bats eyes and pouts* Pretty pretty please, Tony?

[iron_tony]

You mean Harvey?

[daughter_of_m]

HUH?!?!?

ZOMG! You don't know his name....? That's mean even for you, Tony.

[iron_tony]

I don't suppose I should be condoning bestiality anyway.

[daughter_of_m]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!

[iron_tony]

Harvey the six foot tall imaginary rabbit.

Kids these days have no culture.

[daughter_of_m]

Don't be STUPID!!!!

You KNOW who I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iron_tony]

*locked*

Wanda!

[daughter_of_m]

[Locked]

....What?

[iron_tony]

*locked*

Please think about what you're saying.

[daughter_of_m]

[Locked]

I am SAYING I want you to be HAPPY!!! At my PARTY!!!!!!!!

[iron_tony]

*locked*

I'll come to the party, but I can't bring You Know Who.

[daughter_of_m]

[Locked]

WHY?!?!

....I could do something so no one would know.

[iron_tony]

*locked*

Like what, Wanda, make us forget our lives and fix everybody up in fake marriages?