An important poll

[iron_tony]

Thanks to osborn_heir's mun for the gift of paid time; Tony is posting a very important poll as a token of gratitude.

From time to time, it is important for those in positions of power, such as myself, to take the pulse of the global community that we serve. A series of very important questions follow:

Comments

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[starspangledcap]

I object to the use of the frivolous use of the word "fascist."

And the Roadrunner is only acting in self-defense.

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[iron_tony]

Did you SEE the movie?

And you give the birdbrain too much credit.

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[starspangledcap]

Why would I see a movie that can be described in those terms?

Why did you see it? I thought you didn't have time for movies.

If I were the Roadrunner, I would do whatever it took to avoid allowing a coyote to eat me and my kin.

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[iron_tony]

So by refusing to see the movie, you admit that my characterization of it might be correct.

The roadrunner doesn't have "kin."

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[starspangledcap]

I refuse to believe that any American movie produced in the last ten years could be aptly described that way. But I can't imagine it's very good if that's how you're choosing to describe it.

How do you know? He must have a mother and father, at the very least.

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[iron_tony]

It's all about these freaky Hitler youth beating each other up.

This is a stupid conversation on many levels.

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[starspangledcap]

Wasn't that a different movie with the same actor?

You're right. What should we talk about instead?

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[iron_tony]

Las Vegas was fun.

Henry's a riot.

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[starspangledcap]

Oh?

You enjoyed yourself, then?

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[iron_tony]

I won a lot of money.

And Hank takes everything very seriously.

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[starspangledcap]

There's nothing wrong with taking things seriously.

You're calling him Hank now?

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[iron_tony]

Not exclusively.

I didn't fuck him, Steve.

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[starspangledcap]

Did I ever imply that you had?

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[iron_tony]

No, you never thought it, either.

Your mind is as pure as the driven snow and I'm just a paranoid pervert.

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[starspangledcap]

Ok. Here's a question.

Did you want to sleep with him?

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[iron_tony]

Oh, no, I'm not doing this.

That's a trap question.

Please rephrase.