An important poll

[iron_tony]

Thanks to osborn_heir's mun for the gift of paid time; Tony is posting a very important poll as a token of gratitude.

From time to time, it is important for those in positions of power, such as myself, to take the pulse of the global community that we serve. A series of very important questions follow:

Comments

[alan_shore]

I was going to suggest that Charlie Watts is better than all of the Beatles combined, until I realized that combining all the Beatles would result in an eight-armed monstrosity that would probably make one heck of a drummer.

So I voted for Paul.

[iron_tony]

That happened to Spider-Man once.

[alan_shore]

...which part?

[iron_tony]

The eight-arms part.

He doesn't like to talk about it.

[alan_shore]

Failed attempt to apply truth-in-advertising to superhero names?

Are you two close?

[iron_tony]

He's a traitorous little worm and wouldn't say anything better about me.

Define "close."

I do have footage of his wife getting out of the shower.

[alan_shore]

Fewer than 18 inches apart.

Privy to one another's embarrassments.

*locked*

[shadeof_grey]

What's an Oxford comma?

Re: *locked*

[alan_shore]

A fairly coarse comma, less delicate than batiste or poplin.

A comma inserted after the penultimate item in a series. Occasionally it adds needed clarity, but in most instances the sentence does just fine without it.