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TM 202 - If life's a game who do you think is winning?

Oct 31, 2007 19:34

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alan_shore November 1 2007, 00:47:18 UTC

The bullseye is on your backs now.

Given the level of accuracy the Yankee pitching staff is currently capable of, I think we'll do all right.

iron_tony November 1 2007, 00:48:24 UTC

I don't know who you are and I already don't like you.

Congratulations.

alan_shore November 1 2007, 01:12:18 UTC

How discourteous of me. Alan Shore.

Now you have a name to go with the dislike.

iron_tony November 1 2007, 01:15:17 UTC

Tony Stark, but you already knew that.

Now, by all means, mock more things that I love.

alan_shore November 1 2007, 01:23:15 UTC

You can't expect me to accept the bullseye yet forego bragging rights. I'm not that generous, Mr. Stark.

iron_tony November 1 2007, 01:28:08 UTC

I was being serious. The Rangers My mother. Captain America. Italian opera. The Massachussetts Institute of Technology. Grey's Anatomy.

None of those things get mocked enough.

Well, maybe Grey's.

alan_shore November 1 2007, 01:40:33 UTC

Simply by virtue of mentioning them in the same breath as Grey's Anatomy, you've heaped more derision on those things than I ever could.

iron_tony November 1 2007, 01:41:47 UTC

Don't knock McDreamy.

The Asian girl's hot, too.

alan_shore November 1 2007, 01:49:47 UTC

I don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about, but I'm going to go out on a limb and assume it's not Italian opera.

iron_tony November 1 2007, 01:59:26 UTC

Actually, if you count Placido Domingo as McDreamy and Hei-Kyung Hong as the Asian girl. . .

Isn't it about your turn to offer up something that you love that I can mock? Your team won, you should feel generous.

alan_shore November 1 2007, 02:40:16 UTC

Well, there's law--may as well stop there, right?--and...my own mother, obviously. Denny Crane and Cool Hand Luke and Bob Dylan. F. Scott Fitzgerald.

iron_tony November 1 2007, 02:40:52 UTC

Wait, you know Denny Crane?

alan_shore November 1 2007, 02:50:47 UTC

Not biblically, if that's what you're wondering. Most other ways, though.

iron_tony November 1 2007, 02:58:39 UTC

Talk about throwing me a softball. He represented one of my subsidiaries in a suit a few years back.

Shore, I've heard the man sing. I win.

alan_shore November 1 2007, 03:13:28 UTC

I figured it was the only pitch you were likely to hit, being a Yankees fan. You--it wasn't a contest. It was a display of generosity--mine, to be specific.

He sings every year at the office Christmas party. It's not so bad. He has...panache.

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