Prompt: What defines a hero and a villain?

[iron_tony]

I do.

*OOC -- Not an official response, obviously, but Tony couldn't resist.

Comments

[osborn_heir]

Are you ever wrong?

[iron_tony]

I thought I made a mistake once, so I guess I was wrong about that.

[tm_colossus]

I do believe there are many who would argue that.

[iron_tony]

Really? I find that hard to believe.

[tm_colossus]

Yes. It would probably be beneficial if you tried to understand that.

[iron_tony]

I'm interested. Please tell me more.

[manorly_wayne]

Perfect Christmas present, then, Tony. I want on that hero list. I think it would add to my personal cache with that sort of woman. You know the one.

[iron_tony]

You have to actually have a skill. Or at least a nickname and a costume.

What would you call yourself, The Extortionist?

Also, I'm pretty sure villains have better groupies.

[manorly_wayne]

You didn't find me skilled?

Like the name. Costumes I'm open to advice, yours isn't as bad as others I've seen - it's almost masculine.

[iron_tony]

By "others I've seen," I assume you're thinking of that unfortunate incident with our mutual friend the bat, and nipples.

I'm mostly an armor man, though, and I'm not sure I would put you in anything that would encourage people to shoot at you.

You've met my friend Jean, right? I believe she has always designed her own costumes. I'm sure she could give you some tips.

[skids_sally]

You suck.

[iron_tony]

Says the terrorist.

Look, I just did it.

[skids_sally]

Coming from you, that don't mean much.

[iron_tony]

Is it very pretty, this time of year, on your home world?

[sharon_carter]

And people wonder why this country is going to hell in a handbasket.

[iron_tony]

Has anyone ever told you that you have no sense of humor, Agent 13?

[sharon_carter]

Has anyone ever told you that you have no sense of right and wrong, Director Stark?

[iron_tony]

Yes.

[Inserts link to youtube of Sally's speech at the awards luncheon.]

She's a firecracker, isn't she?