Seriously.
Am I the world's most boring person? My journal is a pile of shit.
I'd like to say I got into a fight with my girlfriend then slit my wrists and was rushed in to have my stomach pumped only to flatline and die for 3 seconds before being revived by a hunky male doctor who then turned me gay and moved to Manchester with me to live happily ever after.
It ain't gonna happen.
By the way, I want weight loss tips people, I'm going on my annual 3 stone loss drive. If you remember that I exist please comment.
Edmonton are about to go into the Stanley Cup final. Fuck sake.
I love smoking but I don't want cancer - how can this be prevented without giving up?
My phone is a piece of shit.
I have no decent clothes.
I like my hair.
I'm getting better at Guitar Hero.
I'm going to see Maiden in December and Kev + Greg might be coming aswell.
Drew is coming over on Monday - catching up and h4x0r talk aplenty.
I am bored whenever Bailzo isn't here.
I heard Carrie and Sarah having sex last night.
I have to give Che back to my Mum before I become too attached and keep her until she dies and I am desraut.
I think I'm dyslexic. It's really scarey.
THF is 6.
Kat has become much nicer since she started going out with Greg.
Kat has become much funnier since she became good friends with Kev.
Kev talks to me more now - I reckon he thought I was a weirdo before.
Colin Mochrie is the world's funniest man.
You wait so long for sex and then you miss it when it's gone for short bursts.
I think I may be in love - fucking hell.
Bailzo says he's coming over at lunchtime tomorrow - aye.....
I couldn't give a flying fuck about the Dundee Stars.
I'm running out of random lines.
Most people on THF are right wing, nazi fuckfaces who think your job defines you and re-paving your driveway is something to plan for the upcoming year.
The death penalty is stupid.
Taxes should be higher.
The goverment is losing it.
Scotland is STILL better than England.
Dundee United....are shite.
The new AFI album is good.
The new Red Hot Chili Peppers album is good...WTF?
WTF is still a good expression.
Edinburgh is a good city.
I feel like having a wank but I won't.
I'd like to say I got into a fight with my girlfriend then slit my wrists and was rushed in to have my stomach pumped only to flatline and die for 3 seconds before being revived by a hunky male doctor who then turned me gay and moved to Manchester with me to live happily ever after.
It ain't gonna happen.
By the way, I want weight loss tips people, I'm going on my annual 3 stone loss drive. If you remember that I exist please comment.
Edmonton are about to go into the Stanley Cup final. Fuck sake.
I love smoking but I don't want cancer - how can this be prevented without giving up?
My phone is a piece of shit.
I have no decent clothes.
I like my hair.
I'm getting better at Guitar Hero.
I'm going to see Maiden in December and Kev + Greg might be coming aswell.
Drew is coming over on Monday - catching up and h4x0r talk aplenty.
I am bored whenever Bailzo isn't here.
I heard Carrie and Sarah having sex last night.
I have to give Che back to my Mum before I become too attached and keep her until she dies and I am desraut.
I think I'm dyslexic. It's really scarey.
THF is 6.
Kat has become much nicer since she started going out with Greg.
Kat has become much funnier since she became good friends with Kev.
Kev talks to me more now - I reckon he thought I was a weirdo before.
Colin Mochrie is the world's funniest man.
You wait so long for sex and then you miss it when it's gone for short bursts.
I think I may be in love - fucking hell.
Bailzo says he's coming over at lunchtime tomorrow - aye.....
I couldn't give a flying fuck about the Dundee Stars.
I'm running out of random lines.
Most people on THF are right wing, nazi fuckfaces who think your job defines you and re-paving your driveway is something to plan for the upcoming year.
The death penalty is stupid.
Taxes should be higher.
The goverment is losing it.
Scotland is STILL better than England.
Dundee United....are shite.
The new AFI album is good.
The new Red Hot Chili Peppers album is good...WTF?
WTF is still a good expression.
Edinburgh is a good city.
I feel like having a wank but I won't.