WTF? WHO TOOK MY PIE, BITCH?
ahahaha! my mom made me a pie today and i am going to eat that pie and its going to be all for me! HAH....stupid bitch.... hey...hey...wtf? wheres my pie? where the fuck is my pie? who the fuck had the balls to take my fucking pie?!?!? hmmmm....my neighbor! he must have my pie!
"hey bob, the guy i never talk to, do u have my pie?"
".....no"
"bullshit, then who has my fucking pie?"
"....."
whatever so he didnt have my pie so i walk down the street...
"hey i know who took your pie..."
"wtf you do? who? who took my pie?"
"somebody very important..."
hmm...whos important? i know the mayor! so i go to the mayor.....
"ballsack! ballsack!"
"its balaz"
"whatever, did u take my pie?"
".....no"
so maybe it was somebody more importaant than the mayor...but who? i know! the governor! THAT asshole took my pie! so i walk to the governor's office..
"jerk! jerk! jerK!"
"it's Jeb"
"whatever did you take my pie?"
"nope"
so it wasnt Jerk so it mustve been somebody more important than the governor! but who? i know! the vice prersident! so i walk to the whitehouse....
"dick, dick, dick!"
"it's Dick"
"yea i know, did you fucking take my pie?"
"..umm...nope"
well Dick didn't have my pie, so whos more importnant than dick? Bush!so i walk across the hall...
"mr. president, mr. president!"
"please call me Dick"
"but youre Bush"
"well, were all dicks here"
"oh,....well, did u take my fucking pie?"
"...nope, Iraq took your pie!"
"what? shit!"
so i take a plane to Iraq...
"Habib! Habib! did you take my pie?"
"no! Iran took your pie!"
so i ran to Iran but on the way there a sand lizard crawled up my asshole and ate my intestines from the inside out so i die and go to heaven..(holy noise)...turns out Heaven is a bunch of mud with everyone playing in it and i see Jesus.
"Jesus, did you take my pie?"
"yes"
"can i have it?"
"sure, here"
MMMMMMMMMmmmMMMMmmmMMMmmmmMMMMM PIE!
so i bite it...
"eww!!! wtf this tastes like shit!"
"yup your mom forgot sugar"
"oh.....dumb bitch...hey do you have internet so i can download porn?"
"yea sure, it wouldnt be Heaven without porn..."
THE END!
"hey bob, the guy i never talk to, do u have my pie?"
".....no"
"bullshit, then who has my fucking pie?"
"....."
whatever so he didnt have my pie so i walk down the street...
"hey i know who took your pie..."
"wtf you do? who? who took my pie?"
"somebody very important..."
hmm...whos important? i know the mayor! so i go to the mayor.....
"ballsack! ballsack!"
"its balaz"
"whatever, did u take my pie?"
".....no"
so maybe it was somebody more importaant than the mayor...but who? i know! the governor! THAT asshole took my pie! so i walk to the governor's office..
"jerk! jerk! jerK!"
"it's Jeb"
"whatever did you take my pie?"
"nope"
so it wasnt Jerk so it mustve been somebody more important than the governor! but who? i know! the vice prersident! so i walk to the whitehouse....
"dick, dick, dick!"
"it's Dick"
"yea i know, did you fucking take my pie?"
"..umm...nope"
well Dick didn't have my pie, so whos more importnant than dick? Bush!so i walk across the hall...
"mr. president, mr. president!"
"please call me Dick"
"but youre Bush"
"well, were all dicks here"
"oh,....well, did u take my fucking pie?"
"...nope, Iraq took your pie!"
"what? shit!"
so i take a plane to Iraq...
"Habib! Habib! did you take my pie?"
"no! Iran took your pie!"
so i ran to Iran but on the way there a sand lizard crawled up my asshole and ate my intestines from the inside out so i die and go to heaven..(holy noise)...turns out Heaven is a bunch of mud with everyone playing in it and i see Jesus.
"Jesus, did you take my pie?"
"yes"
"can i have it?"
"sure, here"
MMMMMMMMMmmmMMMMmmmMMMmmmmMMMMM PIE!
so i bite it...
"eww!!! wtf this tastes like shit!"
"yup your mom forgot sugar"
"oh.....dumb bitch...hey do you have internet so i can download porn?"
"yea sure, it wouldnt be Heaven without porn..."
THE END!