Fic: Turn Up the Fakes and Lies

[iron_fist123]

Title: Turn Up the Fakes and Lies
Author:iron_fist123  andvinvy 
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: R (for language)
Word Count: 3036
Summary: "There were exterminators crawlin' out of the dirt, I swear! There's gonna be some serious dust fallin' if we don't split now!"
Warnings: Profanity, "interruptions", Violence, Show Pony ('nough said,) blood.
Disclaimer: Do not use while

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[julorean]

Awww, Kobra's got a girl! ;) First time I've seen that, that's cool. Life goes on, even when you're a Killjoy in the Zones. Uncle Party Poison, lol!

not smoking creates killjoys
lolololol!

Frank liked the way he said “Frankie”- it was low with affection and want Awww. And the kissing that follows omg unf unf so hawt.

And then things go all pear-shaped. SHOW PONY! I am LOL but also OMG TROUBLE GO GO GO! So fantastic, I can just *see* the scene!

What’s your mouth hangin’ open for Pony, huh? You makin’ an offer? AHAHAHAHA! ahhh, Poison, ILU, such a perfect line! I can practically hear him saying this!

FRANKIE WITH GUNS OMG THE THOUGHT OF THAT MAKES ME ALL TINGLY UNF UNF SO SEXY!!!

Oooo, Korse knows Gerard - intriguing!
You should know better than to bet on what we can and can’t do.
OMG YES THIS THIS THIS. THE KILLJOYS ARE AWESOME AND BADASS AND THEY CAN DO ANYTHING. MY LOVE FOR THE DUST-VERSE CANNOT BE CONTAINED WITH WORDS.

ROCKET LAUNCHER FUCK YEAH! :D

His brainbox was getting some seriously poor reception. Eeee, slang! This makes me ridiculously gleeful for some reason, maybe sorta just brings it home HEY FUTURE HERE. XP

'SCUSE ME WHILE I ROLL AROUND IN ALL THIS GODDAMN FUCKING AWESOME. UGH UGH PARTY POISON GODDAMN YOU'RE SO BADASS DRIVING A CAR WHILE BLEEDING/GETTING BANDANGED UP FUCKING HELL WHERE ARE ALL THE KILLJOYS FACTS. WHERE ARE THEY. CLEARLY THERE SHOULD BE LIKE A MILLION OF THEM RTFN.

FINE I'LL START:
-THE CHIEF EXPORT OF KOBRA KID IS PAIN.
-WHEN FUN GHOUL GIVES YOU THE FINGER, HE'S TELLING YOU HOW MANY SECONDS YOU HAVE TO LIVE.
-THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE. UNLESS PARTY POISON HAS BEEN THERE, IN THAT CASE THE GRASS IS SOAKED WITH BLOOD AND TEARS. (NO GRASS IN THE DESERT YOU SAY? PARTY POISON WILLED IT INTO EXISTENCE JUST TO COVER IT WITH BLOOD AND GORE).
-JET STAR IS LIKE A TSUNAMI - IF YOU CAN SEE HIM COMING IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.

And then you go all rock-candy on us with the hand-holding, awww! :)

[vinvy]

I'm not really sure what to say to all of that. Just... holy sweet cellophane.

The electricity rollin' off of this comment just lit up a very drab day for me- thanks for that. I love how you ramble on to us. Its shiny to the metal. Really.

THANK YOU.

<3

:D!

[julorean]

XDDD I've said that going to an Adam Lambert concert was like being hit in the head with a gold brick. Covered in rhinestones.

The Killjoys 'verse - like being knocked upside the head with a crowbar made of lasers and rainbows! :D

(lol crowbar. The guys gotta have a couple in the trunk to hit CROWs with. XD)

Re: :D!

[vinvy]

That's about as milkshake as it comes. CROWbar. I like it. Diggin' the word play.

Any other phrases full of awesome flavored chunks that you can think of while I'm sitting here warming up my fingers on a cup of boiling tea? (Oh yes and your previous bit on what it means when Fun Ghoul flips you off... It made me laugh. You get a gold star. Not much makes me laugh. <3)

Re: :D!

[julorean]

Heh, the "facts" were already written, I just replaced the names. XD

Hmm...one phrase just came to me earlier. I was thinking "rock-candy" to mean sweet and cute. With an edge, I guess. :) Maybe more will come to me, right now my brain's whirling around like a speeding motorbaby. :)

(uggghhhh, this 'verse SO FUN I CAN HARDLY STAND IT)