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Dear Mama,
Please like the Christmas presents we bought you. I had to spend almost three hours in the store with dad and you know how he shops. I don't enjoy shopping with him, you don't enjoy shopping with him, we both know how this goes. Really. And we got you some awesome stuff. Don't be a Grinch about Christmas like you have been for the past few weeks, because Christmas is awesome and I'm actually eexcited for it because of the awesome stuff we got you. I want to see you open it and be completely surprised because I know it's more than you've got in years and I'm partially to blame for that. But I'm excited. So please be happy and don't let daddy ruin your good time.
XOXO