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[iron_burger]

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[iron_fister]

[Keeping an eye on the other two Iron Fists running around. He's supposed to look up to his elders, not look out for them.]

[deadredbird]

So how mad will you get if I hit on the tiny Asian lady trolling everyone?

[iron_fister]

You'll just get hurt, don't bother. I don't feel like healing you.

[deadredbird]

I do speak Chinese. Mandarin and Cantonese, actually.

[iron_fister]

That... doesn't really matter, Jason.

[deadredbird]

Are you saying she'll decapitate me for speaking to her or what?

[iron_fister]

Jason. She basically appointed me to be her servant. God knows what she'll do to you.

[deadredbird]

Well, you are kind of puppy-ish. I'm just sayin'.

[iron_fister]

...........No.

[iron_fister]

You do not get to-

[iron_fister]

Wait. How... How did you know she called me puppy?

[deadredbird]

I just said I speak two dialects of Chinese.

Or do you mean, was I stalking you? Cause I wasn't. [Yes he was. BATFAMILY :|]

[iron_fister]

Yeah, those two dialects of Chinese would really come in handy when you're stalking my conversations with a Chinese woman.

[deadredbird]

She's cute. She also told someone that they look like a whore, asked someone else if their mother fucked a carpet, and told a third someone to take off their sweater and burn it. I can't help it, that's the kind of person I'm interested in.

[iron_fister]

You've got weird tastes, Jason.

[A beat.]

Also, nice subject change. Hardly noticed it.

[deadredbird]

The point being, it was her I was stalking. [... in addition to stalking Danny. BATFAMILY :|]