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Orson Randall | Immortal Iron Fist

[honorindeath]

[ rocking out the Santa suit and a flask... ]

Daniel Rand | Immortal Iron Fist

[iron_fister]

[Taking that flask away, thank you very much.]

[honorindeath]

You're on the naughty list.

[iron_fister]

[Pours. Booze. On the floor.]

[ >B| ]

/cuts in

[lady_fister]

[saw you do that.]

//WHY DID YOU JUST WASTE GOOD ALCOHOL//

[D<]

[WHAPS YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD]

/HIDES FAIL

[iron_fister]

[Stumbles forward a bit.]

What the hel--

[O____O]

/licks fail~

[lady_fister]

[she is five foot nothing and glaring up at you in a way that ought to ake you feel small]

//Alcohol is a gift from the gods and should be treated with appropriate respect.//

[and maybe she's glowing a little. if you look down, her skirt's slit high enough that the dragon is very visible.]

[iron_fister]

[BRB SPEECHLESS BECAUSE HOLY SHIT HE READ ABOUT YOU]

[lady_fister]

[taps her foot and crosses her arms across her chest and stares]

//Well?//

Permachineseeeee

[iron_fister]

[OH RIGHT MANNERS]

My apologies, Lady Wu Ao-Shi.

[Bowing SO FUCKING LOW.]

[lady_fister]

[snorts]

I'm not a lady, but the bow was acceptable.

[makes shooing motions]

Still, you spilled the alcohol. Go get us some more for us, puppy.

[iron_fister]

Pupp-?

[Bites his tongue. Deep breaths, Danny. Deep breaths. You have to be polite to the only female Iron Fist. Bows again.]

Yes. Ma'am.

[Goes]

[lady_fister]

[reaches up and pats his head as he goes, no matter that he's almost a foot taller]

Good boy.

[this is accompanied by a smile]

[honorindeath]

[ MIGHT BE IN LOVE ]

[iron_fister]

[YOU REPLIED TO THE WRONG COMMENT GRANDPA]

[THAT'S JUST GROSS]

Wu Ao-Shi // Immortal Iron Fist (and Pirate Queen)

[lady_fister]

[walks up and stands in front of him with hands on her hips. And starts speaking in Chinese]

That costume is ridiculous and makes you look like a fool.