The day of fail
So I've been dating this girl for two days now, and today she falls out the door of my dorm and injures her ankle. Multiple sprains and a possible fracture. Lovely Lovely. She went to the hospital and everything, and now she's on crutches. She is fine, but plans were ruined! My excessive bad luck has infected her now! NOOOO!!!
And tonight I was out stargazing with a friend and there were many many bright and flashing lights that did not act like planes or stars in the least. I mean, planes do not hover and spontaneously change direction. I had a minor freak out. Thank god for cigarettes. We decided it was UFO drivers ed. Yeah. I said it. Drivers' Ed.
And tonight I was out stargazing with a friend and there were many many bright and flashing lights that did not act like planes or stars in the least. I mean, planes do not hover and spontaneously change direction. I had a minor freak out. Thank god for cigarettes. We decided it was UFO drivers ed. Yeah. I said it. Drivers' Ed.