And now for something completely different...
So, yeah. If you're in my neck of the woods, come see me play a big ol' bass flute with the choir. It's free. F R E E as in costs no money. Unless, of course, you live in Ohio or North Carolina or Atlanta. Then it wouldn't be free to drive here. Also, if you live in Canada or England, that wouldn't be free either. I digress.
If you know folks around or if you live here yourself, come support a really wonderful group of ladies. We rock like only a flute choir can.