Hey, please don't scream so loudly, you're hurting my ears...
DO you know how phenominally WEIRD it is to read your old blogs and think, "Oh, yeah, THAT...welllll..."? In case you don't, it's VERY strange.
FRED'S LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE ENORMOUSLY FUNNY AT ELEVEN THIRTY AT NIGHT:
1.) Forks (don't know why, they just are)
2.) Saying "AAAARRRR!"
3.) Essays (don't believe me? Try it sometime - I'm serious.)
4.) YOUR FACE (or any "your face" dirivitives)
5.) Drastic spelling mistakes
6.) Again, YOUR FACE
7.) MY FACE
8.) Saying YOUR FACE and then MY FACE
What is up with FACES? Why don't we say, "Your left earlobe!" or "Your femur!"
Can you morally say "YOUR FACE" to someone who has gotten plastic surgery on the anatomical wossname in question? I mean, it's not exactly THEIR face, is it? Maybe it's "YOUR BIG HUNK OF PASTIC" or maybe even "YOUR ANATOMICAL WOSSNAME FORMERLY KNOWN AS FACE"?
Now I won't be able to sleep. Rats.
Freddd
FRED'S LIST OF THINGS THAT ARE ENORMOUSLY FUNNY AT ELEVEN THIRTY AT NIGHT:
1.) Forks (don't know why, they just are)
2.) Saying "AAAARRRR!"
3.) Essays (don't believe me? Try it sometime - I'm serious.)
4.) YOUR FACE (or any "your face" dirivitives)
5.) Drastic spelling mistakes
6.) Again, YOUR FACE
7.) MY FACE
8.) Saying YOUR FACE and then MY FACE
What is up with FACES? Why don't we say, "Your left earlobe!" or "Your femur!"
Can you morally say "YOUR FACE" to someone who has gotten plastic surgery on the anatomical wossname in question? I mean, it's not exactly THEIR face, is it? Maybe it's "YOUR BIG HUNK OF PASTIC" or maybe even "YOUR ANATOMICAL WOSSNAME FORMERLY KNOWN AS FACE"?
Now I won't be able to sleep. Rats.
Freddd