Why?!
Why are hiccups funny for other people? And why won't they leave me be?
In other, slightly less important news my aunt has finally outright said to me she is gay. At my birthday party, drunk. She's super afraid that Sam, Ben, Mary, and Jack won't love her when they find out. Which I think is absolutely ridiculous. And Diana wasn't helping by telling her Sam's homophobic. Which I don't think he is, really. I think he's a stupid 13 year old boy and doesn't have real opinions about it. That's why he is blessed with me as his older sister. Because I can save him from becoming our father (I hope) and keep him from shoving his head too far up his ass. Don't get me wrong, I love the kid and my Dad, but I'm pretty sure the world does not need another Craig Welch. Of course convincing my Dad that this is a good plan may prove difficult as he's got about as much yeild as a rock.
My hiccups are gone!! And there was much rejoicing (yeah).
In other, slightly less important news my aunt has finally outright said to me she is gay. At my birthday party, drunk. She's super afraid that Sam, Ben, Mary, and Jack won't love her when they find out. Which I think is absolutely ridiculous. And Diana wasn't helping by telling her Sam's homophobic. Which I don't think he is, really. I think he's a stupid 13 year old boy and doesn't have real opinions about it. That's why he is blessed with me as his older sister. Because I can save him from becoming our father (I hope) and keep him from shoving his head too far up his ass. Don't get me wrong, I love the kid and my Dad, but I'm pretty sure the world does not need another Craig Welch. Of course convincing my Dad that this is a good plan may prove difficult as he's got about as much yeild as a rock.
My hiccups are gone!! And there was much rejoicing (yeah).