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[irishtapdancer]

Well. Corner has finally disappeared, thanks to Hermione. Must remember to shower her in presents and eternal thanks. Something like that. So, now I can take a piss without worrying if Michael is going to show up behind me. *shudders

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[elegant_banshee]

Not everyone is getting laid.

[irishtapdancer]

How would you know? Being such a "sultry" girl(no offense, if any taken), you've probably gotten laid loads of times.

[elegant_banshee]

I'm not getting laid at all, right now. It's rather depressing.

[irishtapdancer]

That's quite a shocker. Then again, nearly fifty percent of your house are a bunch of brainless dunderheads, and the other half--well, I really have no clue.

[elegant_banshee]

Ouch. But I'm in my own percentile. I like it that way.

[irishtapdancer]

Well, I was assuming that my percentiles were only boys. Not that any of the girls in your house aren't brainless dunderheads.

[elegant_banshee]

Most of the girls are brainless giggling fools. I was just fortunate enough to not be raised like them.

[irishtapdancer]

Lucky for you, I suppose. Although one less bumbling, giggly girl is a joy to my heart.

But if you aren't giggly, then why in the world aren't you getting laid?

[elegant_banshee]

I'm just not pretty enough, I guess.

[irishtapdancer]

I know a load of nonsense when I see it. I believe I just did.

[elegant_banshee]

It's not nonsense. I'm sure you could ask just about anybody and they'd say the same.

[irishtapdancer]

I hardly think that everyone else would think you're not pretty. I could probably find a ton of people--but not anyone you'd most likely be interested in. I assure you, you aren't unfanciable.

[elegant_banshee]

Who said I wouldn't be interested? I'm a woman of many desires you know. I'd even deal with a fucking shag from Crabbe or Goyle at this point

Throw out a name. I'll tell you what I have to say about them.

[irishtapdancer]

Really? Most of the people I know are Gryffindors or Ravenclaws, really.

[elegant_banshee]

Intriguing. I always thought I was looked down upon for being a snivveling Slytherin.

[irishtapdancer]

You seem to be full of nonsense today. I could hardly say from what I know that you're sniveling. Even my house would say you aren't. And we're a load of prejudice Gryffindors, really. Well, at least sometimes.