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Apr 11, 2005 11:25

So, I saw Sahara last night with Jimmy, Ryno, and Sam. It was a pretty good movie. Anyway, seeing it made me make a life altering decision: I WANT A PET CAMEL. His name will be Clarence, and we will be the best of friends. There are a lot of reasons why I think this would be a good decision, including:

-this is the noise they make, "HAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
-they look like they are smiling all the time
-they can carry a lot of weight and packages at once, so I could ride him when I go shopping
-I live on the beach, so he would feel at home
-I also live down the street from a zoo, so it would be easy for me to steal a camel.
-along with that, he could interact with other camels so he would not feel different all the time
-if I have a pet camel I could maybe become a treasure hunter/adventure seeker like Matthew McConaughy and Steve Zahn in the movie....that could be a good fall back career

I think this is a clearly thought out, logical decision. I don't know how I have managed the past 21 years withOUT a camel. I would appreciate any feedback concerning my decision. Thank you in advance for your support....i like bartels and james wine coolers.
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