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californiaduuude (9:05:23 PM): u no when ppl say omfg, it means o my fucking god?
surfing girl 106 (9:05:39 PM): yea
californiaduuude (9:06:14 PM): i take it as, oh me fuck god
californiaduuude (9:06:15 PM): lol
californiaduuude (9:06:26 PM): but i heard he's pretty good at it being he is the most powerful thing ever, if he duz exist
surfing girl 106(9:06:37 PM): lol
californiaduuude (9:06:47 PM): u should ask him out
surfing girl 106(9:07:08 PM): god?
surfing girl 106 (9:07:21 PM): no thanx, i'm taken by a sex god
californiaduuude (9:07:46 PM): and ive only HEARD that he's good at sex, i dont no from experience
californiaduuude (9:07:49 PM): or do i?
californiaduuude (9:08:02 PM): lol
surfing girl 106 (9:08:03 PM): ewww
surfing girl 106 (9:08:06 PM): lol
californiaduuude (9:09:45 PM): ok, well u and mary, the mother of jesus can have a bitch fight, i mean, u could say, "bitch, at least i have sex, instead of stayin a vigin and askin god to be all like, i want to be clean, so give me a baby, i mean with me, he'll get pleasure too, bitch!" she would so get jesus to kick ur ass if he wasnt going throught teen anxt
californiaduuude (9:10:07 PM): teenage*
californiaduuude (9:10:08 PM): lol
surfing girl 106 (9:10:24 PM): lol
surfing girl 106 (9:10:30 PM): u and ur cray ideas
surfing girl 106 (9:10:36 PM): crazy*
californiaduuude (9:10:44 PM): crazy, but sexy!
If I had a watermelon, I'd be like David Gallagher. No, not the dude from the O.C. with an enchanted forest in his eyebrows.....
Cut To:
Two gnomes in one of the guy from the O.C.'s eyebrows.
Gnome: We Attack tonight.
Gnome 2: Uh- huh
Gnome: No, I mean it this time.
(Yes, Family Guy with the clouds.)
the dude who smashes watermelons.