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Jun 03, 2004 17:09


Dude, today was fun. At P.E., you're not gonna believe this, but I did something that wouldn't get me in trouble. Woah, I know, hard to believe. Okay, so these 3 guys came behind me when I was like throwing a ball against the wall or something and they're like "Man, we can't burn dis shit up hurr." (in those words) and so I look back and there is a shirt hanging on the fence. So I'm like shit dude, me and my friends might get fucking blamed for this shit. So, I tell everyone "Guys, we seriously need to go." They wouldnt stop asking why and so then I told Tony and Tony told Cameron and he's like "Seriously, lets go." And of course they listened to Cameron instead of me. LOL. So then people found out and Andy said "Wow Joey actually did something good." Which actually is true. Shocking I know. Then, at lunch, towards the end, there were 2 people (I forget who) acting gay to these homphobic wannabee ghetto 6th graders so then people are like, Joey, you have to. So, knowing me, of couse I did it. I was saying like, "There is nothing wrong with being gay." and "I want you and you know you want me." and then Andrew said "I wanna fill you up buttercup baby." So then, this girl comes up and says "Oh my god, Joey is not gay. Oh, him he's gay let's talk to him.(Pointing at Henry)" And so I walk away and go to were they are around Henry. And this kid's like "Get outta here Gay ass." Then starts throwin' shit at me. So I get a bottle and throw it right at his head. He gets up and a girl holds him back. So he's all like "Stop holdin' me back." and his friend gets the girl to let go and he starts walking in circles. He comes up to me and says "Why you throwin' shit at me, N****." (don't wanna say that word just in case, you know.) And so I walk away and he's like "Get yo' ugly ass back here" and I say, "Trust me, this ass isn't ugly." And I pull down my pants, but not my boxers, and slap my ass. Of course all the "ghetto" kids go OHHHHHHHHHHH! And then there like "I'm gonna beat yo' ass." and shit like that. And Krysta comes and starts to cuss 'em out and then the 6th grade girl says "Girl, I'ma beat yo' ass, slut." and I think she's scared, but then Cameron comes up and says "I like you this much more (spreads out hands)" most likely jokingly. Then, I had to do that retarded Galileo play thing and I had to were a button-down shirt over a t-shirt in the hot sun for an hour. So, yeah today was fine. Oh, Krysta don't worry, they don't come after you really. And tell me how I'm mean to you online compared to Joelle and Jaimie. Oh, and Olivia, you are a black stripper, on the inside. LOL.
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