Stolen from Brianne
If I were a month I would be: May
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: 9pm...?
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter
If I were a sea animal I would be: ...ermmm... something cute and fuzzy?
If I were a direction I would be: East I suppose
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: BED!
If I were a sin I would be: prematrital sex lol
If I were a historical figure I would be: that queen lady from Egypt who was basically a whore haha
If I were a liquid I would be: hmmm... water i guess
If I were a stone, I would be: emerald
If I were a tree, I would be: howz about a Weeping Willow?
If I were a bird, I would be: Hawk...
If I were a tool, I would be: a hammer... I could NAIL people! LMAO!!!!!
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Long Stem Red Rose (*wink wink hint hint!*)
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a hurricane... muahahaha
If I were a mythical creature,I would be: a pixy! i dunno why...
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Drums... hot drummers could bang me LMAO! (this this has turned into something very dirrtay n I like it)
If I were an animal, I would be: a kitten
If I were a color, I would be: Black, blue, or silver
If I were an emotion, I would be: rage
If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrott?
If I were a sound, I would be: the annoying buzzing in your ears when everything is very quiet... muahahaha!
If I were an element, I would be: nitrogen?
If I were a car, I would be: CAMARRRRROOOOOOO
If I were a song, I would be: hmmm... Pass the Axe
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: I have no idea... never thought about it...
If I were a book, I would be written by: Who cares? does anyone read books... and would they wanna read me?
If I were a food, I would be: ice cream... everyone would LICK me
If I were a material, I would be: silk
If I were a taste, I would be: sweet
If I were a scent, I would be: vanilla
If I were a religion, I would be: Wiccan
If I were a word, I would be: FUCK
If I were an object, I would be: cd player
If I were a body part I would be: a hand... random?
If I were a facial expression I would be: confuzzled
If I were a subject in school, I would be: sex ed
If I were a cartoon character I would be: a carebear
If I were a shape I would be: circle?
If I were a number I would be: 13