An answer!

[irishhalfblood]

I finally figured it out. JK Rowling isn't REALLY on brawl. She is just a figment of my imagination brought on by too much stress after the Founders were babified. The reason all of you can see her too is because I am imagining that you are seeing her, and anything you say about her is just a product of my imagination. Even if you talk amonst yourselves about her, that is ALSO all due to my imagination. I am slowly going mad. That is why she is here.

DON'T GIVE HER THE THUMBS! SHE ISN'T REAL!!!! SHE IS A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION!!