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irishhalfblood

Errum

Oct 24, 2007 21:00

I had my first offical demolition today.

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I think I did it wrong

work, boom, oopsie

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silver_snark October 24 2007, 19:53:38 UTC

You're the one yelling 'wooo!' aren't you?

irishhalfblood October 24 2007, 19:57:05 UTC

....Maybe

silver_snark October 24 2007, 20:01:04 UTC

You can't imagine how hard I'm laughing over here, Finnigan. Your one chance to blow something up ON PURPOSE, and you flub.

irishhalfblood October 24 2007, 20:03:24 UTC

Well, I wasn't meaning to flub! Why is it, I can blow stuff up by accident and it goes fine, but if I plan on it, it does that? It's not fair.

silver_snark October 24 2007, 20:06:55 UTC

No, I suppose it isn't fair. Perhaps the law of 'doing what something is supposed to' doesn't work for you. Perhaps if you set the charges to not blow the building to smithereens next time, it will work properly?

irishhalfblood October 24 2007, 20:08:23 UTC

Or maybe it's like the lady with the ears saying I'm jinxed. I knew something was up. Everything's so clear now. I'm jinxed.

silver_snark October 24 2007, 20:10:50 UTC

Everyone's been jinxed at least once or twice, Finnigan - you can't have gone to Hogwarts and NOT gotten jinxed.

irishhalfblood October 24 2007, 20:12:23 UTC

???

EVERYBODY? What was Dumbledore playing at? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!!!

silver_snark October 24 2007, 20:14:11 UTC

Dumbledore? He was too busy being gay to worry about a few jinxes. Honestly, it's not that big a deal, Finnigan.

irishhalfblood October 24 2007, 20:16:51 UTC

Dumbledore's gay?!!!

YES IT IS, BECAUSE IT EXPLAINS WHY MY LIFE IS A NEVER-ENDING DISASTER SITE!!!!!

silver_snark October 24 2007, 20:18:36 UTC

It was all over the Prophet a few days ago, that Rowling bird leaked it.

No, see... life being a never-ending disaster would be a curse.

irishhalfblood October 24 2007, 20:25:20 UTC

......I missed that. She's a figment of our collective imagination, you know.

......

You think I'm cursed?

silver_snark October 24 2007, 20:28:53 UTC

Whether she is or not - it was all over the Prophet, so it must be true. That Rita had nothing to do with it, also a good reason to believe it is true.

And it was also in the Quibbler.

Oh bloody hell, Finnigan, *I* am going to curse you in a minute if you don't stop this nonsense. You may be clumsy, but you aren't under a curse, not that I know of. I would have been alerted to any dark magic clinging to you the moment you stepped into Sanctuary, you know.

irishhalfblood October 24 2007, 20:31:40 UTC

SHE IS!! I don't trust the Prophet at all after the...er... indcident.

Oh....the Quibbler is okay.

That's........kinda true. But with all the blowing up and the fudging of things!!!! WHY, DRACO, WHY?!!!

silver_snark October 24 2007, 20:32:42 UTC

Indeed.

Why? Because you're Irish, obviously.

irishhalfblood October 24 2007, 20:36:26 UTC

THAT'S NOT A REASON WHY!!!!

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