The 12 Days of Bowling
On the 1st day of bowling,
my bestie gave me,
a spare on the alley.
On the 2nd day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 3rd day of bowling my bestie gave me-
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 4th day of bowling,
My bestie gave me--
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 5th day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the sixth day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 7th day of bowling,
My bestie gave to me-
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 8th day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
8 frames a-freezing--
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 9th day of bowling-
My bestie gave me-
9 victory dances,
8 frames a-freezing--
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the tenth day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
Ten bowlers a-laughing,
9 victory dances,
8 frames a-freezing--
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the eleventh day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
Eleven bands playing,
Ten bowlers a-laughing,
9 victory dances,
8 frames a-freezing--
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the twelfth day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
Twelve toes tapping,
Eleven bands playing-
Ten bowlers a-laughing,
9 victory dances,
8 frames a-freezing--
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts. . .
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
my bestie gave me,
a spare on the alley.
On the 2nd day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 3rd day of bowling my bestie gave me-
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 4th day of bowling,
My bestie gave me--
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 5th day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the sixth day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 7th day of bowling,
My bestie gave to me-
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 8th day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
8 frames a-freezing--
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the 9th day of bowling-
My bestie gave me-
9 victory dances,
8 frames a-freezing--
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the tenth day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
Ten bowlers a-laughing,
9 victory dances,
8 frames a-freezing--
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the eleventh day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
Eleven bands playing,
Ten bowlers a-laughing,
9 victory dances,
8 frames a-freezing--
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts-
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!
On the twelfth day of bowling,
My bestie gave me-
Twelve toes tapping,
Eleven bands playing-
Ten bowlers a-laughing,
9 victory dances,
8 frames a-freezing--
7 strikes a-scoring,
Six balls a-rolling,
FIVE STINKY FARTS!
Four gutter balls,
Three loud strikes,
Two massive farts. . .
AND A SPARE ON THE ALLEY!