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[irishfuck]

I'm married to music. My songs are my children.

LAUGH!

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[3rdworldcinema]

who said this?

jared #2 said a game of spin the bottle sprang up after we departed from Happy Ending; we miss all the fun

[irishfuck]

Quote comes from a Saturday Night Live skit from the seventies starring Gilda Radner. The skit was a commercial of a washed up songstress trying to sell her latest record entitled 'Stretch Marks.' The "married to music..." quote is a title of one of the songs on the album, along with "F-U-L-F-I-L-L-M-E-N-T" and "You call me bitch one more time and i'll scratch your eyes out."

happy ending. not really that disappoingting, although i do enjoy kissing strangers...and what if we had to kiss? Ew! incest....not too many attractive people there anyway. although you would have had the opportunity to make out with whats-his-name....which i've already done...HA!

Oh, how did you like the mints on your pillows?

[3rdworldcinema]

mints? chose your metaphors better, sweetie

[irishfuck]

i placed a video on the center of each of your pillows...much like hotel maids place mints. in fact, i considered making your bed to further the joke.

So please, ENLIGHTEN ME, what would be the bestest metaphor EVER?

[3rdworldcinema]

Mints would be gifts; these were mine already...mints suggest giving, the videos were returned

[irishfuck]

are we wearing 'elitist' today?

when i borrown something from someone, i almost immediatly begin viewing it as mine. so for me, it was a gift.

and please, would you be so kind as to show me a metaphor that would have fit perfectly in this situation? I believe the mint fit nicely, and that you're just being grouchy. why are you grouchy master? are you upset that you had to give uncle tom another whipping this morning? He didn't mean to eat the cornbread...he just can't help himself. He IS colored, you know.

-your little grasshopper

[3rdworldcinema]

none

*spirtz spritz*